I’m still in the bathroom, I thought this was suppose to be heaven.

In honor of the last episode of the hit TV series Lost, I dedicate this episode to one of my favorite shows ever.

I’ve never liked Hurley (Jorge Garcia), probably because when I had long hair someone once thought I looked like him. (yeah, that’s me)  But Hurley’s kind of like Venus Williams’ ass at the French Open.  Large and hairy, and makes me want to say dude or dooty.

Jack (Matthew Fox) and Kat’s (Evangeline Lilly) goodbye is like Paramount Pictures saying that they fired Megan Fox from Transformers 3…Dumb.  That’s right Jack you would rather stay with an island as oppose to being with one of the hottest woman in the world.  And Transformers doesn’t need Megan Fox oh yeah, why because Shia Labeouf can carry that movie by himself, uh

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