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Who’s Gooder at cheating, Tiger or Jesse?

Alex — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 23:27:57 +0000

Welcome to a brand new segment here on TheAlexShow.com called Who’s Gooder. I know someone of you might look at this and say, “this guy is an idiot, ‘gooder’ is not a word.” You’re right, I am an idiot, but that’s besides the point. I know “gooder” is bad english, but we are voting on bad people or people who do bad things and try to figure out who did it better….get it! Good!

This edition of Who’s Gooder discusses who was better at cheating, Tiger Woods or Jesse James.

Now, before you vote I want you to think about a couple of things

Who had the better wife, Tiger’s swedish model or Jesse’s Academy Award winning actress?
Who had the higher quality of girl?
Who got away with more?

I’ve gone back and forth with this poll, because by shear numbers and hotness I tend to lean towards Tiger Woods. But the fact that Jesse has the balls to cheat on Sandra Bullock with some crazy tattoo girls. Now it’s time for you to decide. Vote below and comment, I would love to hear what you’re thinking!

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New Tiger Woods Nike Commercial featuring Earl Woods

Alex — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:41:59 +0000

There has been a lot of hype over the new Nike commercial featuring Tiger Woods and the voice of his father, Earl Woods. The response has been so great that Nike has created a sequel…

It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods (April 2010)

Alex — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:48:46 +0000

It Could Be Worse… for Tiger Woods, who made his much anticipated return to the Masters over the weekend as he tries to move forward from the brothel of women he had affairs with. Tiger’s so good that with a 5 month layoff he was stillamazingly able to finish in 4th place. Even though Tiger didn’t win, his strong showing was enough for Nike to put out a another version of its much publicized commercial featuring Tiger’s deceased Dad, Earl Woods. Check it Out…

Tiger Woods Nike Commercial -
“Tiger, I want to know what you are thinking…Shit, 16 women, God Damnit, 16. 3 or 4 girls is one thing, but 16…shit”

And for everyone who doesn’t think Tiger will bounce back from this is an idiot. Can you imagine the relief Tiger must have, not trying to keep all these girls a secret. Can you imagine how many “I think I’m pregnant” calls he must have gotten. I still can’t believe this guy didn’t wear condoms. Does Tiger wear red on Sundays for luck or as a prayer for that time of the month. “Tiger I think I’m late, bitch you better bleed” and It Could Be Worse…

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You know what could be worse…living in the south. Can you believe that Virginia’s Governor, Bob McDonnell, created a proclamation to celebrate Confederate history month. On top of that, Mississippi’s Governor, Haley Barbour, said that people’s outrage about the proclamation’s lack of reference to the terribleness of slavery “doesn’t amount to diddly.” So you have a guy…named Haley who used the word diddly to defend confederate history month. I’m sorry but isn’t the only reason the Civil War happened was because the South didn’t want to give up slavery, its like a third world country down there. This is like signing a petition for Nazi Appreciation Day.

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods (April 2010)

Tiger Scores with Neighbor’s Daughter

Alex — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:56:15 +0000

Breaking News story from the National Enquirer, that Tiger Woods had sex with his neighbors’ 22 year-old daughter, Raychel Coudriet. The escapades started in Tiger’s car and then moved to his private office which was just feet away from Tiger’s wife, Elin, who was inside the house.

I’m not really surprised by anything that I hear about Tiger anymore. This isn’t much of a story because the girl was of legal age. Although it’s interesting that Tiger would make a move like this so close to his home with Elin INSIDE!

I just wanted to do this story to talk about Tiger Woods at the Masters. What’s the deal with Tiger’s goatee? Doesn’t Tiger know that creepy facial hair reeks of a sexual predator…or a baseball relief pitcher.

Carol of the Tiger

Alex — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:40:01 +0000

It Could Be Worse… takes a break for the holidays and provides you with its first ever musical.

From the song Carol of the Bells…Carol of the Tiger

Enjoy!

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It Could Be Worse… : Carol of the Tiger

The Alex Show for December 11th, 2009

Alex — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:00:14 +0000

December 11th, 2009 – In this abbreviated podcast, Alex is asking everyone to decide who had a better Top Ten List about Tiger Woods Text Messages; Alex or David Letterman.

Comment below and decide!

Another 911 Call from Tiger Woods’ House

Alex — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:06:24 +0000

TMZ.com is reporting a 911 call came from Tiger Woods’ home early Tuesday Morning and a “middle-aged” blond woman was transported to the hospital and put on “advanced life support.” Now “advanced life support” could be as simple as getting fluids because the individual was dehydrated or more serious.

Also in the reports:

A Black Escalade followed the ambulance to the hospital, the driver was a blond woman.
Elin Woods mother recently traveled from Sweden to the Woods home and is believed to still be there.

This story has slowly turned completely tragic, and if this didn’t proved to men that cheating is a bad idea…then nothing will. Tiger who did not have ONE bad mark on his resume can not stop spinning out of control with this affair.

On the bright side of things…we got this awesome video!! (It gets really good at the 55 second mark)

It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods

Alex — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:44:19 +0000

Oh Tiger –
(Audio from Tiger Wood’s Voice mail to his girlfriend)

Beep…Not Tiger Wood’s Girlfriend
Beep…Tiger’s Ball washer
Beep…I did not have sexual relations with that golfer
Beep…He said he loved me more
Beep…Bitch

With Tiger’s somewhat admission today of an affair, it gives us a better idea of what happened in that early morning accident the day after Thanksgiving…

At some point, Tiger admitted or was caught having this affair. Most likely, he was kicked out of the house and as he got into his car. She had a change of mind and decided that he would not go quietly into the night.

Surprising Tiger, It could be worse. You could be David Letterman, he would probably love to tell jokes about your affair, but can’t because he just went through the same thing. And since Letterman wont do it…I’ve got tonight’s top ten list.

Top 10 Text Messages left by Tiger Woods to his girlfriend…
1. I trimmed my rough 4 u.
2. Do you know my wife and Phil Mickelson have the same bra size, jk
3. I <3 the way you handled my “club”
4. Last night was Gr8, “It’s in the hole” lmao
5. Gold Jacket, Green Jacket, who gives a shit…I wanna get laid
6. Hooters Wings and Beer with John Daly = CRAZY
7. People chant “u the man,” and I know it
8. I like to fart when others putt, lol crazy stinkies
9. Almost died from a golf club, ironic.
10. CU 2nite for some putt-putt

Thank you Tiger Woods, because it it wasn’t for this story, we would be dealing with the White House crashers…

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods