The next time someone is near Saturday Night Live creator, Lorne Michaels, do me a favor and nudge him. Put a mirror under his nose to check his breathing, touch his skin and tell me if it is cold.  Because he did not look alive as he sat in between movie legend Jack Nicholson and former Beatle and musical legend Paul McCartney at the Yankees 9-2 victory over the Texas Rangers in New York on Wednesday.

Look at the picture above.  I don’t know exactly when it was taken but obviously something exciting was happening and there Lorne Michaels sits, sunglasses on and expressionless.  The whole game was like a scene out of Weekend at Bernies.  Michaels only moved when McCartney and Nicholson did so first.  Like during the 7th inning stretch, all three stood up for the singing of “God Bless America.”  But it looked as if Michaels was on strings struggling to stay upright and only moved in unison with the other two.

I know celebrities try to always act cool, but when McCartney is dancing in between innings and Jack is going wild for the action, it might be time to loosen up a little Lorne.  Its OK to clap for a play, I promise we’ll still think you’re cool!

On a side note, most of you probably noticed McCartney’s girlfriend, Nancy Shevell, She is a 47 year-old New York heiress.  A great cougar catch for McCartney.  Once a Beatle, forever the women.  And you can see why people spend their lives trying to become famous musician, the perks are endless!