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Alright, I need help.
I NEED help.
I mean look at me right now, I’m a mess.  This face is still ridiculously good looking, but my thoughts are all over the place with this story.  So I need your help to decide.

The story that I torn over is the one involving the 17 year-old Philadelphia Phillies fan who ran onto the field in the middle of a game at Citizens Bank Park last week and was subdued by a taser.

At first I was against the tasering.  In some aspects I think tasers are for cheaters, maybe because the first time I saw someone use a taser it was The Mountie on WWF Superstars in 1991.  But I like the good old days when a fan would run onto the field and then get speared by security.

But then on the other hand you get a situation like this one that happened at few years back at a Chicago White Sox’s game when Kansas City Royals coach Tom Gamboa was attacked by this white trash father/son team, and who knows maybe the threat of being tasered would have prevented such an attack.

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Taser or Tackles

It Could Be Worse… for Tiger Woods, who made his much anticipated return to the Masters over the weekend as he tries to move forward from the brothel of women he had affairs with.   Tiger’s so good that with a 5 month layoff he was stillamazingly able to finish in 4th place.  Even though Tiger didn’t win, his strong showing was enough for Nike to put out a another version of its much publicized commercial featuring Tiger’s deceased Dad, Earl Woods.  Check it Out…

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“Tiger, I want to know what you are thinking…Shit, 16 women, God Damnit, 16.  3 or 4 girls is one thing, but 16…shit”

And for everyone who doesn’t think Tiger will bounce back from this is an idiot.  Can you imagine the relief Tiger must have, not trying to keep all these girls a secret.  Can you imagine how many “I think I’m pregnant” calls he must have gotten.  I still can’t believe this guy didn’t wear condoms.  Does Tiger wear red on Sundays for luck or as a prayer for that time of the month. “Tiger I think I’m late, bitch you better bleed”  and It Could Be Worse…

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You know what could be worse…living in the south.  Can you believe that Virginia’s Governor, Bob McDonnell, created a proclamation to celebrate Confederate history month.  On top of that, Mississippi’s Governor, Haley Barbour, said that people’s outrage about the proclamation’s lack of reference to the terribleness of slavery “doesn’t amount to diddly.”  So you have a guy…named Haley who used the word diddly to defend confederate history month.  I’m sorry but isn’t the only reason the Civil War happened was because the South didn’t want to give up slavery, its like a third world country down there.  This is like signing a petition for Nazi Appreciation Day.

It Could Be Worse…computer safety tips, never give you significant other your passwords…Starcraft 2 Beta break-up

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods (April 2010)

It Could Be Worse…Sarah Palin

Former Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, has been hitting the interview trail promoting her new book, Going Rogue.  One roadblock along the way was this cover of Newsweek.  The magazine took a photograph that was used in another magazine called Runner’s World.
The most intriguing part of this controversy is that, Palin hasn’t complained about the article titled “How do you solve a problem like Sarah Palin.” But just about the picture.  And Sarah, you look hot, so chill out.  I mean have you ever looked at an issue of the National Inquirer?   Famous people would kill to have a picture like this.  And Newsweek, you need to knock it off too, because of this we may never get another hot chick run for political office ever again.  You are officially, that creep guy, who chases all the girls away.  And I know Sarah, you want to be taken seriously and since that probably will never happen. Lets do the next logical thing, show bad pictures of everyone else…ready, go

It Could Be Worse, Sarah Palin, you could be Nicolas Cage.  This A-Lister has reportedly squandered his fortune with purchases ranging from 22 cars, over 15 homes worldwide, 4 yachts and 2 castles.  Hey asshole, even egyptian kings would only build themselves 1 pyramid, why do you have two castles.

Sarah, you could be Oprah Winfrey who announced that she will be ending her national syndicated show in 2011.  This is surprising to me, because at this point in her career she basically just has to show up, give away free shit at christmas, talk to a celebrities about rehab, and repeat.

University of Kansas Football Head Coach, Mark Mangino, is being investigated for unspecified personnel reason allegedly having an altercation with one of his players.  Mangino has a bad track record when it comes to violet outbursts and attacking buffets,  worse of all he can’t even go back to the Chocolate Factory.

It could be worse, Sarah Palin, you could be former Miss California Carrie Prejean.  Who pretending that she couldn’t hear things on her interview with Larry King.  La,La,La, I can’t hear you Larry, oh wait, I just responded to your question…Silent Game

And finally tonight, I want to end with a segment called I don’t get it.  Like I don’t get this game on Facebook called Farmville, so you pretend to farm, farmers don’t like to farm, so why would I want to pretend to do so. Might as well create a game called work, in which I sit in an office all day filling out spread sheets.  I don’t get space missions, what have they ever accomplished besides beating the Russians to the moons in the 60s.  Even Sgt. Slaughter moved on.  And this show on Fox called Glee, so they take good songs and have a high school singing group cover them, sounds like torture.

But Sarah, It Could Be Worse…you could be this driver who crashed this car that was worth $1.6 million.

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Sarah Palin

David Hasselhoff, the former Baywatch, Knight Rider star showed up at the MTV European Music Awards acting a little strange.
Hey, can’t a guy fall off the wagon once….or twice.

What’s more disturbing, A. that his guy still has a career or B. that sequence jacket
And I always wonder, how many drinks does it take to get this guy loaded. 1,2,3,4,15 and what’s he drinking beer. wine, jack, sangrias.

Hoff, it could be worse, you could be this demented loser from Orlando who went back to his engineering office that he was fired from 2 years prior, killing one person and injuring five.  Jason Rodriguez, recently filed for bankruptcy, as he owed nearly 90,000 and was making less than 30,000 a year at a Subway.  Hey Jason, join the club.  Two years ago, I was on the radio in Philadelphia talking to thousands of people everyday, and now I’m sitting on my toilet doing this show for about 7 people a week.  30,000 beat me last year, you selfish prick.  I went from hanging out with celebrities, to serving beers in a movie theater.  Enjoy your next job, folding laundry and cleaning highways…

It could be worse, you could be this scared paparazzi, who thought he was getting great footage of Tony Soprano, until Tony starts charging…and I love it how these paparazzi instantly start acting like a victim, hey Tony chill out, hey tony relax…Whack!

Congrats to the New York Yankees, for officially being the least likable team in America.
And check out Elizabeth Lambert, a junior soccer player at the university of New Mexico going WWE on BYU…I want to bring you home to mom

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…David Hasselhoff

• Ben and Jerry\’s is changing the name of its \”Chubby Hubby\” ice cream flavor to \”Hubby Hubby\” to support same-sex marriages
• Nothing says I\’m sorry like a baby blue bow tie on Larry King Live for Chris Brown.
• The Duggars\’ family announced that they are expecting their 19th child…and they should be neutered
• The House decided to reverse its decision of dropping patriotic songs from the phone systems’ on hold music…and people wonder why health care is a mess
• Jessica Simpson’s weight gain has caused her to start dating backup quarterbacks

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Hubby Hubby

Daniel Wood, a homeless man in Ohio, catches on fire after police Taser him…but \”It Could Be Worse\”

• Madona has a terrible bathing suit
• Hurricane Bill is about to make it a tough week for those name Bill
• Bret Farve is annoying
• Vick Dog Jersey
• Caster Semenya might be a woman
• Steven Tyler looks like one
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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Daniel Wood

It Could Be Worse…Jay Leno

• Hayden Panettiere gets a misspelled tattoo
• Alex meets someone with the Swine Flu
• Britney Spears has her “time of the month” everywhere
• Jose Canseco gets his ass kicked!

It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Jay Leno

It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…TI