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It Could Be Worse…Eric Massa

Alex — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:56:03 +0000

Former New York Congressman Eric Massa recently went on Fox News’ Glenn Beck show to talk
about why he left office…that’s ridiculous…what, that happened. You
had a tickle fight, yeah who won. If this is what 50th birthday parties
are like, I hope I die at 49. I’d rather admit to groping a dude then
tickling him. What happened to the old school congressman who’d do blow
with a room full of strippers and get a happy ending during a
filibuster. Now their playing “kill the old guy,” first one to grab my
balls wins.

It could be worse, Eric Massa, you could be Rhode Island congressman Patrick Kennedy who gets hammered by the press for just trying to get people to see the real important
things….I’m seeing double again. Why does Patrick Kennedy sound like a
13 year old boy when he gets upset.

Speaking of bad press, nothing like keeping your composure on live television….Angry
Reporter, Gordon Boyd, from WVLT in Tennessee.

Ben Roethlisberger has been under investigation for an alleged sexual assault for the
second time in a year. Ben you know that old saying…(President George
Bush Fool Me Video)Damn you Rothelisburger we’ll get you next time.

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This is a new segment on It Could Be Worse, called Yep…

Corey Haim Died…Yep
Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with Jamie Kennedy…Yep
Paris Hilton was naked again…Yep

Yowsers – Anytime I see a dame like this it makes me go 1920s on ya. Quick get be a bottle of booze and tommy gun.
Yeah!

It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Eric Massa

Drag Race, Man Boobs, and Accident Issues

Alex — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:37:15 +0000

The Alex Show kicked off again with more audio issues, but were eventually fixed. Yes! Alex starts off the show talking about how he recently saw a photo of himself and his man boobs were way too noticeable. Because of that, he went to the gym before the show and is now exhausted…but we digress.

The new best show in the world…RuPaul’s Drag Race. Its the perfect combination of female cattiness and male testosterone. There was constant fighting and the final two had a karaoke battle to see who would stay and who would go.

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Alex had a little fender bender over the weekend and talked about how he was way more mature in the situation then the other driver who was in his forties. Alex said it was the first time that he realized there is no more age gap between adults and himself.

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Alex — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:10:07 +0000

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The Alex Show for February 4th, 2010

Alex — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:30:00 +0000

February 4th, 2010
Alex starts off the show talking about his engagement to his long time girlfriend and the fact that he just moved into a new home.
Alex goes nuts talking about how he is sick of every sports person prefacing the Super Bowl with “it will mean a lot to the city of New Orleans.” New Orleans needs M-O-N-E-Y. If anything most celebrations end with rioting, crime, and even death.
He finishes up the show talking about the new seasons of 24 and Lost.
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It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods

Alex — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:44:19 +0000

Oh Tiger –
(Audio from Tiger Wood’s Voice mail to his girlfriend)

Beep…Not Tiger Wood’s Girlfriend
Beep…Tiger’s Ball washer
Beep…I did not have sexual relations with that golfer
Beep…He said he loved me more
Beep…Bitch

With Tiger’s somewhat admission today of an affair, it gives us a better idea of what happened in that early morning accident the day after Thanksgiving…

At some point, Tiger admitted or was caught having this affair. Most likely, he was kicked out of the house and as he got into his car. She had a change of mind and decided that he would not go quietly into the night.

Surprising Tiger, It could be worse. You could be David Letterman, he would probably love to tell jokes about your affair, but can’t because he just went through the same thing. And since Letterman wont do it…I’ve got tonight’s top ten list.

Top 10 Text Messages left by Tiger Woods to his girlfriend…
1. I trimmed my rough 4 u.
2. Do you know my wife and Phil Mickelson have the same bra size, jk
3. I <3 the way you handled my “club”
4. Last night was Gr8, “It’s in the hole” lmao
5. Gold Jacket, Green Jacket, who gives a shit…I wanna get laid
6. Hooters Wings and Beer with John Daly = CRAZY
7. People chant “u the man,” and I know it
8. I like to fart when others putt, lol crazy stinkies
9. Almost died from a golf club, ironic.
10. CU 2nite for some putt-putt

Thank you Tiger Woods, because it it wasn’t for this story, we would be dealing with the White House crashers…

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