Former New York Congressman Eric Massa recently went on Fox News’ Glenn Beck show to talk about why he left office…that’s ridiculous…what, that happened. You had a tickle fight, yeah who won. If this is what 50th birthday parties are like, I hope I die at 49.  I’d rather admit to groping a dude then tickling him.  What happened to the old school congressman who’d do blow with a room full of strippers and get a happy ending during a filibuster.  Now their playing “kill the old guy,” first one to grab my balls wins.

It could be worse, Eric Massa, you could be Rhode Island congressman Patrick Kennedy who gets hammered by the press for just trying to get people to see the real important things….I’m seeing double again.  Why does Patrick Kennedy sound like a 13 year old boy when he gets upset.

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