Most of us have done it once in our lifetime and for those who haven’t, you’ve probably thought about it.

I’ve done it.

I’ve been the worse offender of this. But now I plead to fellow drunks, leave musicians alone!The best way to explain this awful phenomena is start at my drinking habits.  I have two types of drinking modes; sober and out of control.  When I get out of control, I can embarrass myself in a record amount of time.  But one of my favorite things to do is when I am at a drinking establishment with any type of music, I like to position myself near the band or DJ and talk (with slurred speech) about how they should present the music.

If there is a DJ, I request songs.

If there is a band, I tell them what to play.

And god forbid if they are More >