Oh Tiger –
(Audio from Tiger Wood’s Voice mail to his girlfriend)

Beep…Not Tiger Wood’s Girlfriend
Beep…Tiger’s Ball washer
Beep…I did not have sexual relations with that golfer
Beep…He said he loved me more
Beep…Bitch

With Tiger’s somewhat admission today of an affair, it gives us a better idea of what happened in that early morning accident the day after Thanksgiving…

At some point, Tiger admitted or was caught having this affair.  Most likely, he was kicked out of the house and as he got into his car.  She had a change of mind and decided that he would not go quietly into the night.

Surprising Tiger, It could be worse.  You could be David Letterman, he would probably love to tell jokes about your affair, but can’t because he just went through the same thing. And since Letterman wont do it…I’ve got tonight’s top ten list.

Top 10 Text Messages left by Tiger Woods to his girlfriend…
1. I trimmed my rough 4 u.
2. Do you know my wife and Phil Mickelson have the same bra size, jk
3. I <3 the way you handled my “club”
4. Last night was Gr8, “It’s in the hole” lmao
5. Gold Jacket, Green Jacket, who gives a shit…I wanna get laid
6. Hooters Wings and Beer with John Daly = CRAZY
7. People chant “u the man,” and I know it
8. I like to fart when others putt, lol crazy stinkies
9. Almost died from a golf club, ironic.
10. CU 2nite for some putt-putt

Thank you Tiger Woods, because it it wasn’t for this story, we would be dealing with the White House crashers…

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