It Could Be Worse…Sarah Palin

Former Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, has been hitting the interview trail promoting her new book, Going Rogue.  One roadblock along the way was this cover of Newsweek.  The magazine took a photograph that was used in another magazine called Runner’s World.
The most intriguing part of this controversy is that, Palin hasn’t complained about the article titled “How do you solve a problem like Sarah Palin.” But just about the picture.  And Sarah, you look hot, so chill out.  I mean have you ever looked at an issue of the National Inquirer?   Famous people would kill to have a picture like this.  And Newsweek, you need to knock it off too, because of this we may never get another hot chick run for political office ever again.  You are officially, that creep guy, who chases all the girls away.  And I know Sarah, you want to be taken seriously and since that probably will never happen. Lets do the next logical thing, show bad pictures of everyone else…ready, go

It Could Be Worse, Sarah Palin, you could be Nicolas Cage.  This A-Lister has reportedly squandered his fortune with purchases ranging from 22 cars, over 15 homes worldwide, 4 yachts and 2 castles.  Hey asshole, even egyptian kings would only build themselves 1 pyramid, why do you have two castles.

Sarah, you could be Oprah Winfrey who announced that she will be ending her national syndicated show in 2011.  This is surprising to me, because at this point in her career she basically just has to show up, give away free shit at christmas, talk to a celebrities about rehab, and repeat.

University of Kansas Football Head Coach, Mark Mangino, is being investigated for unspecified personnel reason allegedly having an altercation with one of his players.  Mangino has a bad track record when it comes to violet outbursts and attacking buffets,  worse of all he can’t even go back to the Chocolate Factory.

It could be worse, Sarah Palin, you could be former Miss California Carrie Prejean.  Who pretending that she couldn’t hear things on her interview with Larry King.  La,La,La, I can’t hear you Larry, oh wait, I just responded to your question…Silent Game

And finally tonight, I want to end with a segment called I don’t get it.  Like I don’t get this game on Facebook called Farmville, so you pretend to farm, farmers don’t like to farm, so why would I want to pretend to do so. Might as well create a game called work, in which I sit in an office all day filling out spread sheets.  I don’t get space missions, what have they ever accomplished besides beating the Russians to the moons in the 60s.  Even Sgt. Slaughter moved on.  And this show on Fox called Glee, so they take good songs and have a high school singing group cover them, sounds like torture.

But Sarah, It Could Be Worse…you could be this driver who crashed this car that was worth $1.6 million.

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