TheAlexShow.com » 24 http://www.thealexshow.com Because laughing at someone else is fun... Sun, 07 Nov 2010 14:20:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Please Don’t leave us Jack Bauer http://www.thealexshow.com/2010/03/27/please-dont-leave-us-jack-bauer/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=please-dont-leave-us-jack-bauer http://www.thealexshow.com/2010/03/27/please-dont-leave-us-jack-bauer/#comments Sat, 27 Mar 2010 18:29:11 +0000 Alex http://www.thealexshow.com/?p=503 Because of Jack Bauer, I believe that anything is possible.  His reality show will come to an end at the end of this season.  After much heartache and triumph, lets look back on what Jack Bauer has taught us.

I know that I can overcome the death of a loved one (Teri Bauer, Season 1)

Never trust anyone, even your most trusted partner or someone you slept with (Nina Meyers, Season 1)

That a black man can be president (David Palmer, Season 2) You’re welcome, Obama

You can have a hot daughter and still be a complete bad ass (Kim Bauer, Season 2)

Cutting off someone’s head to stay undercover is acceptable (Season 2)

Heroin’s can be beat (Season 3)

Habib Marwan is one of the best terroist names ever (Season 4)

“The Chinese have very long memories”  (Season 4)

No matter how well you know someone, they could always have a father and brother they never told you about (Season 5)

Where ever Jack is, hot woman follow (Diane Huxley, Season 5)

Vladimir Bierko is the second coolest terrorist name ever. (Season 5)

If the President of the United States has any resemblance to Richard Nixon, he’s probably corrupt (President Logan, Season 5)

I can kill someone with my legs (Season 5)

If you want Jack Bauer as trade bait, you will have a very bad day (Season 6)

If you leave in the middle of Season 1, you can easily return in Season 6. (Milo Pressman)

Nuclear Bombs are overrated (Season 6)

You never dead until your dead (Tony Almeida)

Chloe O’Brien can be awkwardly hot.. (Season 7)

You never question Jack Bauer, he gives YOU the answers.  I mean really, was a congressional hearing going to stop Jack? (Season 7)

If you’re named Bill Buchanan, you’re a good dude

A woman can be presided (Alison Taylor, Season 7) You’re welcome future Lady President

Jack stops when he wants to.

PS – Jack Bauer says, “Chuck Norris is a pussy!”

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February 4th, 2010
Alex starts off the show talking about his engagement to his long time girlfriend and the fact that he just moved into a new home.
Alex goes nuts talking about how he is sick of every sports person prefacing the Super Bowl with “it will mean a lot to the city of New Orleans.”  New Orleans needs M-O-N-E-Y.  If anything most celebrations end with rioting, crime, and even death.
He finishes up the show talking about the new seasons of 24 and Lost.
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