This is the best time of the year!  Football season is underway, the
baseball playoffs are right around the corner, and the new fall
television is kicking off.  Let’s check out the previews for one of the
best shows out there, the Amazing Race on CBS.
 The Amazing Race: Watermelon Launch [Link]

American Idol has announced its new set of judges that include
Aerosmith leader Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez.  I wonder what the
people from J-Lo’s block think about this decision…
 Shepard Smith Blooper – J-Lo Blowjob [Link]

Vinny from the hit MTV show Jersey Shore has apparently been offered
$30,000 by Playgirl to make a mold of his Italian…sausage.  No word on
if it will Snookie will be added in everybox… [Link]

I want to try something new, I don’t know if this will take off or not.
But the title of this show is called “It Could Be Worse…”  We goof
on celebrities and make fun of others to make ourselves feel better and
to show no matter how bad life can get…It Could Be Worse…
I’m asking you to film yourself (if you are watching this on YouTube,
just make a video response) and email it to alex@thealexshow.com and
tell us a great story to prove how things Could Be Worse…

Here is our final proof… Tough Guy FAIL from FailBlog

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Justin Bieber gets attacked with a water bottle.  Why you should never exit through the entrance door, and the best video of the summer…Hide your kids, Hide your wife!

A summer that started with Lindsay Lohan going to jail and ending with Paris Hilton arrested with cocaine, was jam-packed with great moments.

Hey Justin Bieber, heads up!

Justin Bieber Gets HIT by Water Bottle!! (Original) CHECK THE DATE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo

I don’t know why she did it either, I told my mom not to put a brick in her panties before she launched them up there…women

The summer heat can bring a lot of confusion, like why Vinny Chase has the ugliest girlfriend on Entourage and why you shouldn’t try to exit through the entrance.

Security Guard FAIL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-4p_QZuJY

Just thinking about this next video gets me so excited…

We Love You Maria Venus Raj 22 Philippines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HePTmrV-og

well not that excited.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, this is the best video of the summer.

(STEREO SOUND) Woman wakes up to find intruder in her bed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520

Were you talking about this shirt.

http://www.ridethepine.com

This summer has been great, I can’t wait to see if the fall “Could Be Worse…”

BED INTRUDER SONG!!

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Summer 2010

If you spent anytime listening to the Mel Gibson tapes, you have heard him in a constant state of crazy.  Even further proof is that he has reportedly been confiding to, get this, Britney Spears.  I’d rather get help from a palm reader than turn to Britney for advice. Not exactly that voice of reason.  You remember this cover of Rolling Stone from October 2003?  Look at her now.  Mel Gibson might be accused of hitting a baby, but I’m pretty sure Britney Spears ate one.

Did you hear about the nerd fight at Comic-Con.  When someone was stabbed over a seating argument.  The weapon of choice at this nerdfest, a pen. The man who allegedly committed the bic attack was also wearing a baby blue Harry Potter shirt.  I’m guess that some other allegations would include, still living at home with his parents, probably has never been laid, and most likely had his light saber tangled up with another man…

Lindsay Lohan still in jail.  And the inmates chant “firecrotch” when she walks by.  Boy, those inmates are hilarious.  Must have been arrested for noise violations from all the hahas they cause.

You think you’re a bad dancer, It could be worse…

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Mel Gibson (Again!)

Welcome to “It Could Be Worse…!”  A show (from TheAlexShow.com) that is dedicated to making you feel better about yourself.  How?  Because no matter how bad life get sometimes, I’m here to show that it could be worse…

You know how I know Mel Gibson is a racist?  Because he somehow was able to shoehorn the N-word into an argument with his ex-girlfriend about her breast implants (Credit: RadarOnline.com) Bye-Bye Mel, you ain’t coming back from this one.

Have you ever gotten really excited, like embarrassingly excited, about something and were glad that no one was around.   Did you ever record it and upload it to YouTube for millions of people to see. Yosemitebear Mountain Giant Double Rainbow 1-8-10 He’s acting like he found a pot of gold or leprechaun at the end of those rainbow. “You Shouldn’t make fun of the Leprechaun.”

Have you ever worked next to someone who just wouldn’t stop…Can we role back that footage.  Lindsay Lohan’s going to jail and crying, then she goes crazy calm like she would enjoy murdering someone, and then back to crying.  Yeah, she seems like someone who’s off drugs.

Watch out, he’s coming to get ya.

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A picture of the late Gary Coleman in his hospital bed hooked up to oxygen just moments before his death was recently published in tabloid magazine, the Globe.  Posing next to Coleman was Shannon Price, Coleman’s 24 year-old ex-wife, who apparently wanted this magical moment captured for a lifetime.  This was our wedding day, this was our first trip to Disney, this is Gary Dead.

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This oil thing is so out of control, I want to vomit.  I don’t know who is dumber throughout this whole process, BP or the White House.  A few weeks ago BP asked Kevin Costner for help with the oil cleanup, because he’s been involved in more cleanup research than BP.  But to top that move, the White House had James Cameron in this week to discuss with EPA officials if there is anything he could bring to the table.  The guy does a movie about a boat, and now he’s Jacques Cousteau, look that reference up.  Cameron couldn’t even beat his ex-wife for an Oscar.(Zing!)  He thought Linda Hamilton was hot.(Digg!)

Did you notice, the 2010 MTV Movie Awards was this past weekend, I certainly didn’t. The big talk was the kiss between Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson.  That kiss had about us much sexuality as a 8th grade dance.  With all that awkwardness, I’m surprise their braces didn’t get locked up.

The best part of the awards show was the after-parties which apparently were enough to trigger Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol monitoring bracelet.  Lohan said that she wasn’t near alcohol…and I don’t do the show from my toilet. (I do)

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Gary Coleman

I’m still in the bathroom, I thought this was suppose to be heaven.

In honor of the last episode of the hit TV series Lost, I dedicate this episode to one of my favorite shows ever.

I’ve never liked Hurley (Jorge Garcia), probably because when I had long hair someone once thought I looked like him. (yeah, that’s me)  But Hurley’s kind of like Venus Williams’ ass at the French Open.  Large and hairy, and makes me want to say dude or dooty.

Jack (Matthew Fox) and Kat’s (Evangeline Lilly) goodbye is like Paramount Pictures saying that they fired Megan Fox from Transformers 3…Dumb.  That’s right Jack you would rather stay with an island as oppose to being with one of the hottest woman in the world.  And Transformers doesn’t need Megan Fox oh yeah, why because Shia Labeouf can carry that movie by himself, uh huh yep

The Smoke Monster is like Wayne Newton.  Cause you can spend all day trying to figure out what it is or how it happened. Wayne, I’ll pay you ten bucks if you blink

Claire’s (Emilie de Ravin) like Bristol Palin, you can talk all you want about abstinence but fact of the matter is , you’re known for being pregnant and no one really trusts you around a child.

I don’t remeber their names (Shannon and Boone) , but I think they were brother and sister, and I think they had sex with each other which is almost as weird as Delonte West banging Lebron James’ Mom.  Which at least means someone can score for the Cavs…oh

I’m on a roll today.

Pictures of Lindsay Lohan getting worse through the years, for those who weren’t happy with the ending of Lost to show things could be worse over the past six years.

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Alright, I need help.
I NEED help.
I mean look at me right now, I’m a mess.  This face is still ridiculously good looking, but my thoughts are all over the place with this story.  So I need your help to decide.

The story that I torn over is the one involving the 17 year-old Philadelphia Phillies fan who ran onto the field in the middle of a game at Citizens Bank Park last week and was subdued by a taser.

At first I was against the tasering.  In some aspects I think tasers are for cheaters, maybe because the first time I saw someone use a taser it was The Mountie on WWF Superstars in 1991.  But I like the good old days when a fan would run onto the field and then get speared by security.

But then on the other hand you get a situation like this one that happened at few years back at a Chicago White Sox’s game when Kansas City Royals coach Tom Gamboa was attacked by this white trash father/son team, and who knows maybe the threat of being tasered would have prevented such an attack.

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8, 8, 8, Larry King just filed for his 8th divorce from Shawn Southwick, NO, Larry has been married 8 times to some pretty attractive women.  I don’t get it, what’s his charm.  Those chicklet teeth, the goofy suspenders, the way he calls out cities like Frankenstein.  The best part is that Larry allegedly was having an affair with his wife’s sister.  This toad didn’t even have the decency to find some strange v, he stayed right in the family.  Larry here’s to the future ex Mrs. King, because wife number 9 could be worse.

I thought I had it bad going from radio to the internet but Conan O’Brien, cable.  It was just a year ago, that you were the darling of late night, ready to take over the Tonight Show and guide it for the next twenty years.  Now, you have to ask George Lopez if he doesn’t mind pushing his show back an hour on TBS.  Who’s your lead-in FrankTV.  Carson Daly’s laughing at you.  Craig Kilborn called and thinks this is a good career move.  I love ya Conan, but damn.

If it hasn’t been bad enough over the years being a Philadelphia sports fan, this one is the doozy.  Some drunk punk kid, Matthew Clemmens,  forced himself to projectile vomit over an off-duty police officer and his 11 year-old daughter after an altercation at a Phillies game.  The only good thing about this story is the picture…which is proof that “Lardass” Hogan (Pie eating contest from Stand By Me) here got a nice beating after his pukefest, and probably has never been laid without having to pay for it.  Thanks for adding to the list of why people hate Philadelphia.

A Haiku for Jack Bauer or Kiefer Sutherland about being kicked out of a strip club in the UK.

Jack Bauer enters strip club
Drunk as hell, takes shirt off
Jack asked to leave strip club

This is a segment I like to call Enough.

Ben Roethlisberger, stop it, you’re a two time super bowl champion.  You’re the starting quarterback for the pittsburgh steelers, you don’t need to whip your dick out in the middle of a bar in redneck, Georgia…enough.

And don’t use a airbag as a seatbelt…

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It Could Be Worse… for Tiger Woods, who made his much anticipated return to the Masters over the weekend as he tries to move forward from the brothel of women he had affairs with.   Tiger’s so good that with a 5 month layoff he was stillamazingly able to finish in 4th place.  Even though Tiger didn’t win, his strong showing was enough for Nike to put out a another version of its much publicized commercial featuring Tiger’s deceased Dad, Earl Woods.  Check it Out…

Tiger Woods Nike Commercial -
“Tiger, I want to know what you are thinking…Shit, 16 women, God Damnit, 16.  3 or 4 girls is one thing, but 16…shit”

And for everyone who doesn’t think Tiger will bounce back from this is an idiot.  Can you imagine the relief Tiger must have, not trying to keep all these girls a secret.  Can you imagine how many “I think I’m pregnant” calls he must have gotten.  I still can’t believe this guy didn’t wear condoms.  Does Tiger wear red on Sundays for luck or as a prayer for that time of the month. “Tiger I think I’m late, bitch you better bleed”  and It Could Be Worse…

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You know what could be worse…living in the south.  Can you believe that Virginia’s Governor, Bob McDonnell, created a proclamation to celebrate Confederate history month.  On top of that, Mississippi’s Governor, Haley Barbour, said that people’s outrage about the proclamation’s lack of reference to the terribleness of slavery “doesn’t amount to diddly.”  So you have a guy…named Haley who used the word diddly to defend confederate history month.  I’m sorry but isn’t the only reason the Civil War happened was because the South didn’t want to give up slavery, its like a third world country down there.  This is like signing a petition for Nazi Appreciation Day.

It Could Be Worse…computer safety tips, never give you significant other your passwords…Starcraft 2 Beta break-up

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It Could Be Worse… : It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods (April 2010)