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It Could Be Worse…Conan O’Brien
Jan 29th
It Could Be Worse…Conan O’Brien
People are going to get anger, but I’m just going to say it…Will Ferrell is just not that funny anymore. At one time, Ferrell was comedic genius but his time has passed. He had a golden opportunity to have a very memorable moment on Conan O’Brien’s last Tonight Show, be he blew it. His Lynard Skynard impression was just not funny.
Who planned the military flyby at the BCS National Championship is an idiot. It was dark out and no one could see the planes at night.
When white guys listen to rap music in their car, please leave your imaginary guns at home.
Heidi Montag from the Hills had major plastic surgery in her early twenties. But Alex likes the fact that her album only sold 1,000 copies which is less than the amount of people who watch this show!
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Carol of the Tiger
Dec 24th
It Could Be Worse… takes a break for the holidays and provides you with its first ever musical.
From the song Carol of the Bells…Carol of the Tiger
Enjoy!
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It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods
Dec 2nd
Oh Tiger –
(Audio from Tiger Wood’s Voice mail to his girlfriend)
(Audio from Tiger Wood’s Voice mail to his girlfriend)
Beep…Not Tiger Wood’s Girlfriend
Beep…Tiger’s Ball washer
Beep…I did not have sexual relations with that golfer
Beep…He said he loved me more
Beep…Bitch
With Tiger’s somewhat admission today of an affair, it gives us a better idea of what happened in that early morning accident the day after Thanksgiving…
At some point, Tiger admitted or was caught having this affair. Most likely, he was kicked out of the house and as he got into his car. She had a change of mind and decided that he would not go quietly into the night.
Surprising Tiger, It could be worse. You could be David Letterman, he would probably love to tell jokes about your affair, but can’t because he just went through the same thing. And since Letterman wont do it…I’ve got tonight’s top ten list.
Top 10 Text Messages left by Tiger Woods to his girlfriend…
1. I trimmed my rough 4 u.
2. Do you know my wife and Phil Mickelson have the same bra size, jk
3. I <3 the way you handled my “club”
4. Last night was Gr8, “It’s in the hole” lmao
5. Gold Jacket, Green Jacket, who gives a shit…I wanna get laid
6. Hooters Wings and Beer with John Daly = CRAZY
7. People chant “u the man,” and I know it
8. I like to fart when others putt, lol crazy stinkies
9. Almost died from a golf club, ironic.
10. CU 2nite for some putt-putt
Thank you Tiger Woods, because it it wasn’t for this story, we would be dealing with the White House crashers…
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It Could Be Worse…Sarah Palin
Nov 20th
It Could Be Worse…Sarah Palin
Former Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, has been hitting the interview trail promoting her new book, Going Rogue. One roadblock along the way was this cover of Newsweek. The magazine took a photograph that was used in another magazine called Runner’s World.
The most intriguing part of this controversy is that, Palin hasn’t complained about the article titled “How do you solve a problem like Sarah Palin.” But just about the picture. And Sarah, you look hot, so chill out. I mean have you ever looked at an issue of the National Inquirer? Famous people would kill to have a picture like this. And Newsweek, you need to knock it off too, because of this we may never get another hot chick run for political office ever again. You are officially, that creep guy, who chases all the girls away. And I know Sarah, you want to be taken seriously and since that probably will never happen. Lets do the next logical thing, show bad pictures of everyone else…ready, go
It Could Be Worse, Sarah Palin, you could be Nicolas Cage. This A-Lister has reportedly squandered his fortune with purchases ranging from 22 cars, over 15 homes worldwide, 4 yachts and 2 castles. Hey asshole, even egyptian kings would only build themselves 1 pyramid, why do you have two castles.
Sarah, you could be Oprah Winfrey who announced that she will be ending her national syndicated show in 2011. This is surprising to me, because at this point in her career she basically just has to show up, give away free shit at christmas, talk to a celebrities about rehab, and repeat.
University of Kansas Football Head Coach, Mark Mangino, is being investigated for unspecified personnel reason allegedly having an altercation with one of his players. Mangino has a bad track record when it comes to violet outbursts and attacking buffets, worse of all he can’t even go back to the Chocolate Factory.
It could be worse, Sarah Palin, you could be former Miss California Carrie Prejean. Who pretending that she couldn’t hear things on her interview with Larry King. La,La,La, I can’t hear you Larry, oh wait, I just responded to your question…Silent Game
And finally tonight, I want to end with a segment called I don’t get it. Like I don’t get this game on Facebook called Farmville, so you pretend to farm, farmers don’t like to farm, so why would I want to pretend to do so. Might as well create a game called work, in which I sit in an office all day filling out spread sheets. I don’t get space missions, what have they ever accomplished besides beating the Russians to the moons in the 60s. Even Sgt. Slaughter moved on. And this show on Fox called Glee, so they take good songs and have a high school singing group cover them, sounds like torture.
But Sarah, It Could Be Worse…you could be this driver who crashed this car that was worth $1.6 million.
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It Could Be Worse…David Hasselhoff
Nov 7th
David Hasselhoff, the former Baywatch, Knight Rider star showed up at the MTV European Music Awards acting a little strange.
Hey, can’t a guy fall off the wagon once….or twice.
What’s more disturbing, A. that his guy still has a career or B. that sequence jacket
And I always wonder, how many drinks does it take to get this guy loaded. 1,2,3,4,15 and what’s he drinking beer. wine, jack, sangrias.
Hoff, it could be worse, you could be this demented loser from Orlando who went back to his engineering office that he was fired from 2 years prior, killing one person and injuring five. Jason Rodriguez, recently filed for bankruptcy, as he owed nearly 90,000 and was making less than 30,000 a year at a Subway. Hey Jason, join the club. Two years ago, I was on the radio in Philadelphia talking to thousands of people everyday, and now I’m sitting on my toilet doing this show for about 7 people a week. 30,000 beat me last year, you selfish prick. I went from hanging out with celebrities, to serving beers in a movie theater. Enjoy your next job, folding laundry and cleaning highways…
It could be worse, you could be this scared paparazzi, who thought he was getting great footage of Tony Soprano, until Tony starts charging…and I love it how these paparazzi instantly start acting like a victim, hey Tony chill out, hey tony relax…Whack!
Congrats to the New York Yankees, for officially being the least likable team in America.
And check out Elizabeth Lambert, a junior soccer player at the university of New Mexico going WWE on BYU…I want to bring you home to mom
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It Could Be Worse…Drunkest Guy Ever!
Oct 21st
This internet sensation, “Drunkest Guy Ever Comes Back for More Video,” is proof that “It Could Be Worse…”
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It Could Be Worse…Rush Limbaugh
Oct 16th
Poor Rush Limbaugh, the bloated and blovating conservative talk show host, was dropped from a group of investors trying to purchases the St. Louis Rams NFL Franchise
- 70 year-old never watched Happy Gilmore, loses hand to alligator
- Delaware Boy returns to school after officials deem “sporking” ok.
- Colorado Balloon Boy…isn’t there
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It Could Be Worse…David Letterman
Oct 2nd
David Letterman was being blackmailed and talked about the experience on his show. Alex thinks that it is an elaborate plan to get ratings and to prove that Letterman has had sex with a woman…
- Chicago doesn’t get the Olympics, but who wants it anyway
- The Pope gets attacked by a spider, and tries to eat it
- Kanye West and Lady GaGa cancel their tour
- Ted Williams’ frozen head goes great with tuna
- Jon Gosselin wants everything to end, but can’t spell his name
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