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What the “The Beaver” photos should have looked like with Mel Gibson

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1 year ago
by Alex in

This was posted by our friends at ICBW.tv.  This is a mock-up of some promo photos that were taken for Jodie Foster’s The Beaver movie staring Mel Gibson.  There have been rumors that this movie may not make it to the big screen because it did not test well with audiences and because of all those Mel Gibson audio tapes that are being spoofed here.  Gibson was already taken out of his cameo on The Hangover 2.

 

It Could Be Worse…Watermelon to the Face!

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1 year ago
by Alex in

This is the best time of the year!  Football season is underway, the baseball playoffs are right around the corner, and the new fall television is kicking off.  Let’s check out the previews for one of the best shows out there, the Amazing Race on CBS.
 The Amazing Race: Watermelon Launch [Link]

American Idol has announced its new set of judges that include Aerosmith leader Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez.  I wonder what the people from J-Lo’s block think about this decision…
 Shepard Smith Blooper – J-Lo Blowjob [Link]

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It Could Be Worse…Summer 2010

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1 year ago
by Alex in

Justin Bieber gets attacked with a water bottle.  Why you should never exit through the entrance door, and the best video of the summer…Hide your kids, Hide your wife!

A summer that started with Lindsay Lohan going to jail and ending with Paris Hilton arrested with cocaine, was jam-packed with great moments.

Hey Justin Bieber, heads up!

Justin Bieber Gets HIT by Water Bottle!! (Original) CHECK THE DATE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo

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It Could Be Worse…Mel Gibson (Again!)

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1 year ago
by Alex in

If you spent anytime listening to the Mel Gibson tapes, you have heard him in a constant state of crazy.  Even further proof is that he has reportedly been confiding to, get this, Britney Spears.  I’d rather get help from a palm reader than turn to Britney for advice. Not exactly that voice of reason.  You remember this cover of Rolling Stone from October 2003?  Look at her now.  Mel Gibson might be accused of hitting a baby, but I’m pretty sure Britney Spears ate one.

Did you hear about the nerd fight at Comic-Con.  When someone was stabbed over a seating argument.  The weapon of choice at this nerdfest, a pen. The man who allegedly committed the bic attack was also wearing a baby blue Harry Potter shirt.  I’m guess that some other allegations would include, still living at home with his parents,

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It Could Be Worse…Mel Gibson

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1 year ago
by Alex in

Welcome to “It Could Be Worse…!”  A show (from TheAlexShow.com) that is dedicated to making you feel better about yourself.  How?  Because no matter how bad life get sometimes, I’m here to show that it could be worse…

You know how I know Mel Gibson is a racist?  Because he somehow was able to shoehorn the N-word into an argument with his ex-girlfriend about her breast implants (Credit: RadarOnline.com) Bye-Bye Mel, you ain’t coming back from this one.

Have you ever gotten really excited, like embarrassingly excited, about something and were glad that no one was around.   Did you ever record it and upload it to YouTube for millions of people to see. Yosemitebear Mountain Giant Double Rainbow 1-8-10 He’s acting like he found a pot of gold or leprechaun at the end of those rainbow. “You Shouldn’t make fun of the Leprechaun.”

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It Could Be Worse…Gary Coleman

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1 year ago
by Alex in

A picture of the late Gary Coleman in his hospital bed hooked up to oxygen just moments before his death was recently published in tabloid magazine, the Globe.  Posing next to Coleman was Shannon Price, Coleman’s 24 year-old ex-wife, who apparently wanted this magical moment captured for a lifetime.  This was our wedding day, this was our first trip to Disney, this is Gary Dead.

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This oil thing is so out of control, I want to vomit.  I don’t know who is dumber throughout this whole process, BP or the White House.  A few weeks ago BP asked Kevin Costner for help with the oil cleanup, because he’s

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It Could Be Worse…Lost

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1 year ago
by Alex in

I’m still in the bathroom, I thought this was suppose to be heaven.

In honor of the last episode of the hit TV series Lost, I dedicate this episode to one of my favorite shows ever.

I’ve never liked Hurley (Jorge Garcia), probably because when I had long hair someone once thought I looked like him. (yeah, that’s me)  But Hurley’s kind of like Venus Williams’ ass at the French Open.  Large and hairy, and makes me want to say dude or dooty.

Jack (Matthew Fox) and Kat’s (Evangeline Lilly) goodbye is like Paramount Pictures saying that they fired Megan Fox from Transformers 3…Dumb.  That’s right Jack you would rather stay with an island as oppose to being with one of the hottest woman in the world.  And Transformers doesn’t need Megan Fox oh yeah, why because Shia Labeouf can carry that movie by himself, uh

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It Could Be Worse…Taser or Tackles

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1 year ago
by Alex in

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Alright, I need help. I NEED help. I mean look at me right now, I’m a mess.  This face is still ridiculously good looking, but my thoughts are all over the place with this story.  So I need your help to decide.

The story that I torn over is the one involving the 17 year-old Philadelphia Phillies fan who ran onto the field in the middle of a game at Citizens Bank Park last week and was subdued by a taser.

At first I was against the tasering.  In some aspects I think tasers

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It Could Be Worse…Larry King

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1 year ago
by Alex in

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8, 8, 8, Larry King just filed for his 8th divorce from Shawn Southwick, NO, Larry has been married 8 times to some pretty attractive women.  I don’t get it, what’s his charm.  Those chicklet teeth, the goofy suspenders, the way he calls out cities like Frankenstein.  The best part is that Larry allegedly was having an affair with his wife’s sister.  This toad didn’t even have the decency

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It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods (April 2010)

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1 year ago
by Alex in

It Could Be Worse… for Tiger Woods, who made his much anticipated return to the Masters over the weekend as he tries to move forward from the brothel of women he had affairs with.   Tiger’s so good that with a 5 month layoff he was stillamazingly able to finish in 4th place.  Even though Tiger didn’t win, his strong showing was enough for Nike to put out a another version of its much publicized commercial featuring Tiger’s deceased Dad, Earl Woods.  Check it Out…

Tiger Woods Nike Commercial - “Tiger, I want to know what you are thinking…Shit, 16 women, God Damnit, 16.  3 or 4 girls is one thing, but 16…shit”

And for everyone who doesn’t think Tiger will bounce back from this is an idiot.  Can you imagine the relief Tiger must have, not trying to keep all these girls a secret.  Can you imagine

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It Could Be Worse…Eric Massa

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1 year ago
by Alex in

Former New York Congressman Eric Massa recently went on Fox News’ Glenn Beck show to talk about why he left office…that’s ridiculous…what, that happened. You had a tickle fight, yeah who won. If this is what 50th birthday parties are like, I hope I die at 49.  I’d rather admit to groping a dude then tickling him.  What happened to the old school congressman who’d do blow with a room full of strippers and get a happy ending during a filibuster.  Now their playing “kill the old guy,” first one to grab my balls wins.

It could be worse, Eric Massa, you could be Rhode Island congressman Patrick Kennedy who gets hammered by the press for just trying to get people to see the real important things….I’m seeing double again.  Why does Patrick Kennedy sound like a 13 year old boy when he gets upset.

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It Could Be Worse…Conan O’Brien

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2 years ago
by Alex in

It Could Be Worse…Conan O’Brien

People are going to get anger, but I’m just going to say it…Will Ferrell is just not that funny anymore.  At one time, Ferrell was comedic genius but his time has passed.  He had a golden opportunity to have a very memorable moment on Conan O’Brien’s last Tonight Show, be he blew it.  His Lynard Skynard impression was just not funny.

Who planned the military flyby at the BCS National Championship is an idiot.  It was dark out and no one could see the planes at night.

When white guys listen to rap music in their car, please leave your imaginary guns at home.

Heidi Montag from the Hills had major plastic surgery in her early twenties.  But Alex likes the fact that her album only sold 1,000 copies which is less than the amount of people who watch this show!

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Carol of the Tiger

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2 years ago
by Alex in

It Could Be Worse… takes a break for the holidays and provides you with its first ever musical.

From the song Carol of the Bells…Carol of the Tiger

Enjoy!

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It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods

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2 years ago
by Alex in

Oh Tiger – (Audio from Tiger Wood’s Voice mail to his girlfriend)

Beep…Not Tiger Wood’s GirlfriendBeep…Tiger’s Ball washerBeep…I did not have sexual relations with that golferBeep…He said he loved me moreBeep…Bitch

With Tiger’s somewhat admission today of an affair, it gives us a better idea of what happened in that early morning accident the day after Thanksgiving…

At some point, Tiger admitted or was caught having this affair.  Most likely, he was kicked out of the house and as he got into his car.  She had a change of mind and decided that he would not go quietly into the night.

Surprising Tiger, It could be worse.  You could be David Letterman, he would probably love to tell jokes about your affair, but can’t because he just went through the same thing. And since Letterman wont do it…I’ve got tonight’s top ten list.

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It Could Be Worse…Sarah Palin

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2 years ago
by Alex in

It Could Be Worse…Sarah Palin

Former Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, has been hitting the interview trail promoting her new book, Going Rogue.  One roadblock along the way was this cover of Newsweek.  The magazine took a photograph that was used in another magazine called Runner’s World. The most intriguing part of this controversy is that, Palin hasn’t complained about the article titled “How do you solve a problem like Sarah Palin.” But just about the picture.  And Sarah, you look hot, so chill out.  I mean have you ever looked at an issue of the National Inquirer?   Famous people would kill to have a picture like this.  And Newsweek, you need to knock it off too, because of this we may never get another hot chick run for political office ever again.  You are officially, that creep guy, who chases all the girls away.  And

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It Could Be Worse…David Hasselhoff

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2 years ago
by Alex in ,

David Hasselhoff, the former Baywatch, Knight Rider star showed up at the MTV European Music Awards acting a little strange. Hey, can’t a guy fall off the wagon once….or twice.

What’s more disturbing, A. that his guy still has a career or B. that sequence jacket And I always wonder, how many drinks does it take to get this guy loaded. 1,2,3,4,15 and what’s he drinking beer. wine, jack, sangrias.

Hoff, it could be worse, you could be this demented loser from Orlando who went back to his engineering office that he was fired from 2 years prior, killing one person and injuring five.  Jason Rodriguez, recently filed for bankruptcy, as he owed nearly 90,000 and was making less than 30,000 a year at a Subway.  Hey Jason, join the club.  Two years ago, I was on the radio in Philadelphia talking to thousands of people

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It Could Be Worse…Drunkest Guy Ever!

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2 years ago
by Alex in ,

This internet sensation, “Drunkest Guy Ever Comes Back for More Video,” is proof that “It Could Be Worse…”

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It Could Be Worse…Rush Limbaugh

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2 years ago
by Alex in

Poor Rush Limbaugh, the bloated and blovating conservative talk show host, was dropped from a group of investors trying to purchases the St. Louis Rams NFL Franchise

  • 70 year-old never watched Happy Gilmore, loses hand to alligator
  • Delaware Boy returns to school after officials deem “sporking” ok.
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It Could Be Worse…David Letterman

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2 years ago
by Alex in

David Letterman was being blackmailed and talked about the experience on his show.  Alex thinks that it is an elaborate plan to get ratings and to prove that Letterman has had sex with a woman…
  • Chicago doesn’t get the Olympics, but who wants it anyway
  • The Pope gets attacked by a spider, and tries to eat it
  • Kanye West and Lady GaGa cancel their tour
  • Ted Williams’ frozen head goes great with tuna
  • Jon Gosselin wants everything to end, but can’t spell his name

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It Could Be Worse…Kanye West

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2 years ago
by Alex in

Kanye West is the feature of this episode because of his outburst against Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards…

  • Barack Obama, Kelly Clarkson, Donald Trump, and even Joe Jackson attack Kanye’s behavior
  • Raymond Clark, the accused murderer of Yale Graduate student Annie Le, cleans rat poo and thinks he can get away with murder
  • Serena Williams tries to explain that jamming a tennis ball down someones throat wouldn’t kill them.
  • Pink tries to look like Zuul or Gozer from Ghostbusters
  • And RIP Patrick Swayze (with SNL Chippendales)

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