TheAlexShow.com » Life Stinks http://www.thealexshow.com Because laughing at someone else is fun... Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:59:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 What I learned from Gary Coleman http://www.thealexshow.com/2010/05/28/what-i-learned-from-gary-coleman/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=what-i-learned-from-gary-coleman http://www.thealexshow.com/2010/05/28/what-i-learned-from-gary-coleman/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 22:55:04 +0000 Alex http://www.thealexshow.com/?p=777 0) {count = data[0].total_posts;if(count ==0){msg = 'Save';}else if(count ==1){msg = '1 save';}else{msg = count + ' saves'}}else{msg = 'Save';}$('#DD_DELICIOUS_AJAX_777').text(msg);}); }); } function loadGBuzz_777(){ jQuery(document).ready(function($) { $('.dd-gbuzz-777').remove();$.getScript('http://www.google.com/buzz/api/button.js'); }); }TweetShareFormer child and reality]]> jQuery(document).ready(function($) { window.setTimeout('loadReddit_777()',5000);window.setTimeout('loadDelicious_777()',5000);$('.delicious-normal-img,.delicious-compact-img').hide();window.setTimeout('loadGBuzz_777()',5000); });
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Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges in Different StrokesFormer child and reality television star, Gary Coleman, passed away from a brain hemorrhage that resulted after a fall in his Utah home.

When I heard about Coleman’s death the first couple of thoughts that come to my mind.

  1. Do you remember when he was sitting on the car as a security guard? [Link]
  2. Bulimia
  3. Fat Kids eat potato chips out of large yellow containers
  4. Don’t trust dudes in bike shops
  5. “What’ you talking about, Willis”

Alright, I know the Bulimia thing is a little weird but one of my most memorable episodes of Different Strokes is when Dana Plato (is she dead?) character would overeat and then force herself to throw up.  As a kid, I was shocked at this behavior.  I remember sitting there and thinking, “why would she eat that cake just to throw it up?”

I learned a lot of life lessons from that show.

Who would’ve thought that Todd Bridges would’ve outlived Gary Coleman?

Does this make Emanuel Lewis king?

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Ronnie James Dio DeathFamous heavy metal frontman Ronnie James Dio died on May 16th, 2010 after a lengthy battle with stomach cancer.  As I sat down to write something about his death, I realized that I knew very little about Ronnie James Dio.  I knew he had crazy long black curly hair and was the “devil horns” guy.  I’ve heard countless Dio references (I’ve even made Dio jokes in the past), but I couldn’t tell you anything he’s done musically.

When I mentioned this fact to a colleague, someone standing nearby said.

“You gonna write something bad about Dio?” in a shocked, disappointed manner.

I replied, “No, but can you name a Ronnie James Dio song?”

Silence.

My point was proven!

Somewhere along the line Ronnie James Dio became more important as a cultural reference than musician.  He became the representation of heavy metal, both good and bad.  The love of evil and darkness, the look, and that amazing voice.  Please don’t misinterpret what I’m saying, this is not a slam against Dio.  In fact, its a compliment that he has somehow became larger and more important than his music.  People remember “the horns,” people remember “Dio,” people just don’t remember “Dio’s songs.”

To prove my point, I challenge everyone reading this to come up with a Ronnie James Dio song (without looking it up on the internet) and see how many you can come up with.

RIP Dio!!

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Breaking News story from the National Enquirer, that Tiger Woods had sex with his neighbors’ 22 year-old daughter, RaychelTiger Woods at Masters Coudriet.  The escapades started in Tiger’s car and then moved to his private office which was just feet away from Tiger’s wife, Elin, who was inside the house.

I’m not really surprised by anything that I hear about Tiger anymore.  This isn’t much of a story because the girl was of legal age.  Although it’s interesting that Tiger would make a move like this so close to his home with Elin INSIDE!

I just wanted to do this story to talk about Tiger Woods at the Masters.   What’s the deal with Tiger’s goatee?  Doesn’t Tiger know that creepy facial hair reeks of a sexual predator…or a baseball relief pitcher.

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Because of Jack Bauer, I believe that anything is possible.  His reality show will come to an end at the end of this season.  After much heartache and triumph, lets look back on what Jack Bauer has taught us.

I know that I can overcome the death of a loved one (Teri Bauer, Season 1)

Never trust anyone, even your most trusted partner or someone you slept with (Nina Meyers, Season 1)

That a black man can be president (David Palmer, Season 2) You’re welcome, Obama

You can have a hot daughter and still be a complete bad ass (Kim Bauer, Season 2)

Cutting off someone’s head to stay undercover is acceptable (Season 2)

Heroin’s can be beat (Season 3)

Habib Marwan is one of the best terroist names ever (Season 4)

“The Chinese have very long memories”  (Season 4)

No matter how well you know someone, they could always have a father and brother they never told you about (Season 5)

Where ever Jack is, hot woman follow (Diane Huxley, Season 5)

Vladimir Bierko is the second coolest terrorist name ever. (Season 5)

If the President of the United States has any resemblance to Richard Nixon, he’s probably corrupt (President Logan, Season 5)

I can kill someone with my legs (Season 5)

If you want Jack Bauer as trade bait, you will have a very bad day (Season 6)

If you leave in the middle of Season 1, you can easily return in Season 6. (Milo Pressman)

Nuclear Bombs are overrated (Season 6)

You never dead until your dead (Tony Almeida)

Chloe O’Brien can be awkwardly hot.. (Season 7)

You never question Jack Bauer, he gives YOU the answers.  I mean really, was a congressional hearing going to stop Jack? (Season 7)

If you’re named Bill Buchanan, you’re a good dude

A woman can be presided (Alison Taylor, Season 7) You’re welcome future Lady President

Jack stops when he wants to.

PS – Jack Bauer says, “Chuck Norris is a pussy!”

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Your email:

 

Yeah, this is real!

Yep…this is what happens to you when you cheat with online video games in China…WHAT the FUCK????

This X-Ray, which is of a Xiao Wei a 16 year old boy from China, was taken after the boy was caught cheating playing an online video game called Counter-Strike.  The kid was using a cheat code that allowed him to see through walls and was caught doing so by a group of other players in an internet cafe in China’s Jilin province.

The group of kids confronted the cheater and then stabbed him in the HEAD.  Amazingly the kid survived with only minor injuries.

I remember throwing a controller at a friend once when I was losing in Madden and I think I tried to give him a “charlie horse” but I missed and hurt my hand.  Those were the days…

More on FoxNews.com

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RIP

MTV had an article with celebrity tweets about Corey Haim’s death.  Personally, I know or remember very little about Corey Haim.  So when I read people’s reaction its always interested to see how people talk about him or to see what celebrities come out of the woodwork, and with the death of an 80s star, you’ll enjoy a lot of “remember them.”

@Alyssa_Milano Just woke up to the sad, sad news that Corey Haim passed away. RIP sweet boy.
-Alyssa Milano, Actress (“Castle,” “Commando”)

The weirdest thing with this one is the credits that it gives Alyssa Milano.  No “Who’s the Boss”…weak

@ralphmacchio Always so sad and disturbing when the addiction and demons prevail. RIP Corey Haim.
-Ralph Macchio, Actor (“The Karate Kid,” “My Cousin Vinny”)

Just seeing Ralph Machhio’s name makes me laugh…Love that Karate Kid!

@TheJoeLynch So utterly bummed about Corey Haim.Terrible,sad news.Thankfully,like those pesky Santa Carla vamps,he’ll live forever in Film. #RIPCorey
-Joe Lynch, Actor/Director (“Terror Firmer,” “Wrong Turn 2: Dead End”)

Who?  And who is that self-absorbed to put “the” before their name…Follow me @TheAlexShow.

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You Can Keep Your

You Can Keep Your Housing!

I hate apartments… I REALLY hate apartments…but it wasn’t always that way!

The first time I experienced apartment style living was in college.  I loved it.  I enjoyed being around all my friends.  I liked the excitement of people doing different things every night.  When you live in a dorm, it isn’t hard to find someone to drink with any night of the week.  You could always find someone to go in on a pizza with you and occasionally (and very rarely) you could find someone to study with.

Then, I remember the first apartment that I moved into all by myself.  I miss that apartment.  I had such pride in being able to pay for an apartment all on my own.  It didn’t matter that it was bleeding my bank account dry…I just loved the freedom.

But now three years later and sixteen months into another apartment, I’ve had it.  Nothing would signify the american dream more than having a stand-alone building with a yard.

I can’t handle another night with a baby crying!

I can’t handle the smell of curry wafting through every crevice.  I mean really, the smell starts at 10:30am and doesn’t stop till midnight.

Even as I write this, it sounds like the people upstairs are hosting a rugby match or having couch races or killing a boar.

Some nights before I fall asleep,  I rest my eyes and try to have happy thoughts on my future.  On day, I envision walking out of my front door and actually being outside.  I imagine having friends over and actually cooking hamburgers on a grill and not on a George Forman.  And as I wander off to sleep, I’m normally startled awake by a loud bang of my neighbors.

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