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Breast Milk Jail Fight
Mar 7th
A very unusual assault on an officer has more than doubled the trouble for a woman in Owensboro, Kentucky.
Thirty-one-year-old Toni Tramel was arrested Thursday for public
intoxication, a misdemeanor. But it’s what she did later that has people
talking.As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.
After the deputy decontaminated herself from the bio-hazard, Tramel was charged with third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at ten-thousand dollars due to the felony charge.
From WKYT
This is by far the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while. This police officer should be happy, you normally have to pay $50 for this kind of treatment.
Washington D.C. is first city to give away female condoms
Mar 7th
I’ve never really understood how female condoms are suppose to work. What do they hook on to? What holds them…on. For a long time I thought these were just a joke from an SNL sketch, but I guess not.
A word of advice, be skeptical of any woman carrying around a male OR female version of a condom. You probably aren’t their first…second, third or twentieth.
I don’t understand the need for a female condom. Male condoms have been around for years and are tested, why mess around with disease and pregnancy for something that is designed JUST for a female. This is one scenario where female equality is BAD for everyone!
If I were still “on the scene”, I would tell a lady…Put that away, I’ve go my own.
Ramblings on Super Bowl 44
Feb 8th
First off, the guy who does a ridiculous haircut never comes through big in these games. Tracy Porter has changed that
forever.
These game has proved Peyton Manning is not THE best quarterback, still in that class but not first choice.
Kim Kardashain couldn’t keep her big ass away from Reggie Bush’s spotlight. (see NFL Network post-game show)
I hate that E-Trade baby. A few years ago it was cute but now it’s just annoying.
If you never spent significant time in New Orleans or Louisiana you are not allowed to yell “Who Dat”
With all the money and fame, why can’t Drew Brees get that thing removed from his face.
Making a 7-layered taco dip with only 3 layers is ultimate laziness.
Laughed when I saw that Titanic and Sound of Music were being shown on other channels, great counter programming.
Sean Payton is probably really good at Madden football, and got the onside kick idea from a game against a twelve year old.
I missed most of the first quarter but my favorite commercial was the Letterman. Oprah, and Leno promo for Letterman’s Late Night. Oprah looks terrible and may have a heart attack in the next 2-5 years.
Just another team winning a Super Bowl before my beloved Eagles.
Do you think Kendra will let Hank Baskett handle another ‘muff anytime soon.
I think Phil Simms is the last person I would want to spend a day with.
Janet Jackson’s titty has ruined Super Bowl halftimes forever.
Does anyone remember when The Who were a dangerous act…
Pete Townshend > Roger Daltrey
Cute College Girl of the Day – 12/10/09
Dec 10th
For all of you guys wishing you were back in college, here you go! For More on Ann Marie…
Another 911 Call from Tiger Woods’ House
Dec 8th
TMZ.com is reporting a 911 call came from Tiger Woods’ home early Tuesday Morning and a “middle-aged” blond woman was transported to the hospital and put on “advanced life support.” Now “advanced life support” could be as simple as getting fluids because the individual was dehydrated or more serious.
Also in the reports:
- A Black Escalade followed the ambulance to the hospital, the driver was a blond woman.
- Elin Woods mother recently traveled from Sweden to the Woods home and is believed to still be there.
This story has slowly turned completely tragic, and if this didn’t proved to men that cheating is a bad idea…then nothing will. Tiger who did not have ONE bad mark on his resume can not stop spinning out of control with this affair.
On the bright side of things…we got this awesome video!! (It gets really good at the 55 second mark)
Cute College Girl of The Day!
Nov 25th
Found this on College Humor’s site…
For More Pictures - http://www.collegehumor.com/cutecollegegirl/NikkiMa
This chick kind of has a Stephanie Tanner/Jodie Sweetin look….Enjoy!
Hamster Loose in Apartment!!?
Oct 27th
This is what I found outside my apartment complex earlier today. I’ve thought about this for a while and how does a hamster get loose?
Here are the scenerios that I could come up with:
- Scenario #1: Hamster escapes through the door when their owner is leaving/entering the apartment. Hamster’s aren’t normally outside of a cage, unless their owner(s) were holding or playing with them. For argument sake, lets say that Owner #1 leaves for work as Owner #2 is holding/playing with the hamster. The hamster bolts our of Owner #2’s hand and runs out the door. But in this case, one if not both owners should have seen this and tried to recapture the rodent. On the other hand, if the owner is entering the apartment and the hamster bolts out, the owner should still see that. Plus that would mean that you let a hamster run around your living space the majority of the time unwatched, which would make you a dirty human being, (which would explain the terrible smells in this building)
- Scenario #2: Hamster magically jumps 3 feet in the air, bites the door handle and properly swings its weight backwards to open the door. Would kill to see that video!!
- Scenario #3: Renter is so stupid, that they leave the door open when exiting the apartment. If you took the combined IQ of this building it would be -15, so this is the most likely scenario.
God, I hate apartments!!!!
Kim Kardashian is turning into Catwoman
Sep 3rd
Kardashian posted this picture on Twitter
Famous for nothing, Kim Kardashian, posted this picture on her Twitter account today. Kardashian, the newest spokesperson for Quick Trim (a diet thing) was getting ready for a bikini photo shoot.
Seriously, I thought this was a scam at first because this doesn’t look like her. Her facial features have completely changed, she looks like a mix between Vanessa Williams, Tyra Banks, and Catwoman.
I don’t know if she is starting to get work done like her step-daddy, Bruce Jenner.
Do you think something looks off???
Take a look at another picture just taken a few months ago.
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The Greatest Company Name EVER!
Sep 3rd
THIS HAS NOT BEEN PHOTOSHOPED!!!!!!
I was coming out of work the other day and I saw this giant lift in the parking lot. When I quickly glanced over and saw the name of the company…I laughed…a lot!
Kudos to the owner. If I ever meet you, I want to buy you a beer and find out the awesome story behind giving your company this amazing name!
