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Wanna Be a Douche? Dress like Tim Tebow at his NFL Draft Party
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If your goal was to big the biggest douche in America, the guy above trying to look like Tim Tebow, won. The first round of the 2010 NFL Draft was highlighted by a surprise 25th overall pick of University of Florida’s Quarterback Tim Tebow by the Denver Broncos. ESPN sent prized reporter, Jeremy Schaap, to spend the night at Tebow’s home. Throughout the night, ESPN would show Tebow sitting at home waiting for either extreme disappointment or elation. Hovering in the background (and never leaving the camera’s view) was someone dressed eerily similar to Tim Tebow. Its not like Tebow was wearing a white shirt either, it was an aqua button down. Who knows if this guy was a childhood friend, college roommate, extended family, or a draft party crasher but he’s the leading candidate for douche of the month club. Worst of all, after Tebow More >
Life Lessons, Glee Stinks, and Friends with an Ex
1Alex starts off the show talking about how he had a ton of ambition today, but it all went away because he “kept stepping into sh*t.” Its funny the things that you remember in life, Alex always thinks about his cousins’ philosophy on life (one problem to the next) or his best friend’s saying that was based on everything in the universe equaling out. (Really funny, but you have to listen for all the details).
Alex was really disturbed about a segment that he saw on 60 Minutes. Lawrence Stowe, has been taking people’s money for treatments of incurable diseases like MS, ALS, and much more. There is no proof that these treatments work, and when 60 Minutes busted him, he just denied, denied, denied. [More]
Pittsburgh Steelers’ Quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger, was suspended for 6 games for breaking the NFL’s personal conduct policy. Alex can’t believe More >
Live Show @10pm – Wednesday April 21st
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It Could Be Worse…Larry King
12 years ago
by Alex
in It Could Be Worse...
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8, 8, 8, Larry King just filed for his 8th divorce from Shawn Southwick, NO, Larry has been married 8 times to some pretty attractive women. I don’t get it, what’s his charm. Those chicklet teeth, the goofy suspenders, the way he calls out cities like Frankenstein. The best part is that Larry allegedly was having an affair with his wife’s sister. This toad didn’t even have the decency
Who’s Gooder at cheating, Tiger or Jesse?
12 years ago
by Alex
in Who's Gooder?
Welcome to a brand new segment here on TheAlexShow.com called Who’s Gooder. I know someone of you might look at this and say, “this guy is an idiot, ‘gooder’ is not a word.” You’re right, I am an idiot, but that’s besides the point. I know “gooder” is bad english, but we are voting on bad people or people who do bad things and try to figure out who did it better….get it! Good!
This edition of Who’s Gooder discusses who was better at cheating, Tiger Woods or Jesse James.
Now, before you vote I want you to think about a couple of things
- Who had the better wife, Tiger’s swedish model or Jesse’s Academy Award winning actress?
- Who had the higher quality of girl?
- Who got away with more?
I’ve gone back and forth with this poll, because by shear numbers and hotness I tend to lean More >
Deals and Discounts for Ed Hardy
12 years ago
The most popular clothing line in the past couple years is working with TheAlexShow.com to bring an unbelievable Summer sale that is happening NOW…Its Ed Hardy time!!
Click on the different banners that see you see on the page to activate this great deals. You see tons of famous people rocking the Ed Hardy gear and now you can get it at an affordable price…Ed Hardy is on Sale NOW! I’ve always wanted to get some Ed Hardy gear myself, but it was always too expensive.
I love the history of the clothing line and how it was based after Don Ed Hardy a California tattoo artist, and one of the Von Dutch originators Christian Audigier took this brand under his wing…and Bam…Success! Everyone wants one and now you can get Ed Hardy deals on sale.
Conan O’Brien signs with TBS
02 years ago
by Alex
in Breaking News
“In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I’m headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly,”
In a surprising move and after a whirlwind ten day negotiation, Conan O’Brien has signed a deal to host a late-night talk program starting in November on cable channel TBS. This move will push back current host George Lopez’s Lopez Tonight show to a midnight start time. (with Conan starting at 11pm)
Its shocking that the once darling of late-night, has now been regulated to cable television. I give Conan credit for one of the funniest quotes ever (above).
This signing happened after speculation surfaced that Fox was having trouble convincing its affiliates to add O’Brien’s show.
This could possibly be one of the biggest fall from graces in television history. It’s a large uphill battle to climb but if Conan can make it More >
New Tiger Woods Nike Commercial featuring Earl Woods
02 years ago
by Alex
in Awesomeness
There has been a lot of hype over the new Nike commercial featuring Tiger Woods and the voice of his father, Earl Woods. The response has been so great that Nike has created a sequel…
It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods (April 2010)
12 years ago
by Alex
in It Could Be Worse...
It Could Be Worse… for Tiger Woods, who made his much anticipated return to the Masters over the weekend as he tries to move forward from the brothel of women he had affairs with. Tiger’s so good that with a 5 month layoff he was stillamazingly able to finish in 4th place. Even though Tiger didn’t win, his strong showing was enough for Nike to put out a another version of its much publicized commercial featuring Tiger’s deceased Dad, Earl Woods. Check it Out…
Tiger Woods Nike Commercial - “Tiger, I want to know what you are thinking…Shit, 16 women, God Damnit, 16. 3 or 4 girls is one thing, but 16…shit”
And for everyone who doesn’t think Tiger will bounce back from this is an idiot. Can you imagine the relief Tiger must have, not trying to keep all these girls a secret. Can you imagine
Follow @AdrianneCurry for great Cooking pictures
02 years ago
by Alex
in Follow on Twitter
These pictures are NSFW that Adrianne Curry has posted on her twitter page @AdrianneCurry over the past week.
If you remember, Curry came on the scene after winning the first America’s Top Model reality show. She dated and eventually married Christopher Knight, better known as Peter Brady.
She always came off a little annoying to me but these types of pictures can change an opinion real quick…
Don’t forget to follow @TheAlexShow too!
Bill Simmons’ Wrestlemania 26 Recap
12 years ago
by Alex
in Awesomeness
For a long time I’ve been a big fan of ESPN’s Sports Guy, Bill Simmons. He is one of the very few writers that can make me laugh out loud when I read his articles
(even though I hate his podcasts, but thats for a different post).
Simmons recently did a WWE Wresetlemania 26 recap that is simply brilliant.
Check out Bill Simmons’ Farewell to Wrestlemania, Diary Style.
Follow Jim Carrey @JimCarrey for relationship updates
12 years ago
by Alex
in Follow on Twitter
Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^> 2:38 PM Apr 6th via web
Jim Carrey posted this breaking news on his twitter page. Shocking? Surprised? Comment below. I’m guessing that Jenny might have been pushing for marriage and Jim just wasn’t ready for it. The other thing that I’m noticing is that Carrey is big on creating text facial expressions…which I hate!
Enjoy the most classic picture from their relationship…
Don’t forget to follow @TheAlexShow too!
Tiger Scores with Neighbor’s Daughter
12 years ago
by Alex
in Life Stinks
Breaking News story from the National Enquirer, that Tiger Woods had sex with his neighbors’ 22 year-old daughter, Raychel Coudriet. The escapades started in Tiger’s car and then moved to his private office which was just feet away from Tiger’s wife, Elin, who was inside the house.
I’m not really surprised by anything that I hear about Tiger anymore. This isn’t much of a story because the girl was of legal age. Although it’s interesting that Tiger would make a move like this so close to his home with Elin INSIDE!
I just wanted to do this story to talk about Tiger Woods at the Masters. What’s the deal with Tiger’s goatee? Doesn’t Tiger know that creepy facial hair reeks of a sexual predator…or a baseball relief pitcher.
Bad April Fools’ Day Pranks and Ricky Martin is Gay?
1The Alex Show starts off blasting April Fools Day. Alex is trying to figure out why he hates this day so much. He was getting frustrated trying to write new material, because he couldn’t tell what was real or fake on the internet and he did not want to be someone who goofed on something that was not real.
For example, Alex couldn’t believe that Cleveland Brown star Shaun Rogers would be dumb enough to try and bring a gun on a plane (apparently its real). Or that Tiger Woods wanted to be referred to by his real name, which is Eldrich (which is fake).
In his radio past, Alex has had good and bad April Fools Day experiences. Hear about them!
Alex talks about the flooding problems that he’s having in his new home in Rhode Island.
Alex may be the only person in the world that More >
Three Reasons to Follow Kim Kardashian on Twitter
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This is for all of those people who think Twitter is stupid. If you want more follow @KimKardashian. These pictures were all taken today and they are fantastic! I love the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please Don’t leave us Jack Bauer
02 years ago
by Alex
in Life Stinks
Because of Jack Bauer, I believe that anything is possible. His reality show will come to an end at the end of this season. After much heartache and triumph, lets look back on what Jack Bauer has taught us.
I know that I can overcome the death of a loved one (Teri Bauer, Season 1)
Never trust anyone, even your most trusted partner or someone you slept with (Nina Meyers, Season 1)
That a black man can be president (David Palmer, Season 2) You’re welcome, Obama
You can have a hot daughter and still be a complete bad ass (Kim Bauer, Season 2)
Cutting off someone’s head to stay undercover is acceptable (Season 2)
Heroin’s can be beat (Season 3)
Habib Marwan is one of the best terroist names ever (Season 4)
“The Chinese have very long memories” (Season 4)
No matter how well you know someone, they could always More >
Sandra Bullock said she would use a baseball bat on a cheater
02 years ago
by Alex
in Awesomeness
The timing of this is just ironic…
From the New York Post:
“Yeah, she [Elin] stopped, she was respectable,” Bullock repied. “I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”
“If I were [Tiger's wife] Elin [Nordegren], man, I would have hit a lot more than she did,” Bullock said. “I would have kept hitting.”
I wonder if Sandy was sending out a message to Jesse James. I would love to have seen a duel between Sandra and her baseball bat against Jesse James and a tire iron.
Who would win??
Jailed OJ Simpson is king of “The Girls”
02 years ago
by Alex
in Awesomeness
I don’t know why, but this is hilarious to me…
The National Enquirer spoke with a former inmate at Simpson’s jail, Lovelock Correctional Facility in Nevada, and found out that the former NFL star(/slash)knife wielder is treated like a hero in jail. Especially by a group of gay men called “The Girls.” Simpson spends mosts of his free time with the group and has been spotted getting massages.
I wonder if any of “The Girls” has tasted his “juice?”
Do you think at the end of those massages, they help release his “juice?”
You can only sit back and wonder; “What if he just didn’t get involved in those murders?” You are never going to convince me that he didn’t kill Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, but imagine if he just didn’t do it. OJ was a national treasure at one point. Movies, sports, fame and fortune. More >
Knife to Head for Video Game Cheater
12 years ago
by Alex
in Life Stinks
Yep…this is what happens to you when you cheat with online video games in China…WHAT the FUCK????
This X-Ray, which is of a Xiao Wei a 16 year old boy from China, was taken after the boy was caught cheating playing an online video game called Counter-Strike. The kid was using a cheat code that allowed him to see through walls and was caught doing so by a group of other players in an internet cafe in China’s Jilin province.
The group of kids confronted the cheater and then stabbed him in the HEAD. Amazingly the kid survived with only minor injuries.
I remember throwing a controller at a friend once when I was losing in Madden and I think I tried to give him a “charlie horse” but I missed and hurt my hand. Those were the days…
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