HamsterLoose

This is what I found outside my apartment complex earlier today.  I’ve thought about this for a while and how does a hamster get loose?

Here are the scenerios that I could come up with:

  • Scenario #1: Hamster escapes through the door when their owner is leaving/entering the apartment. Hamster’s aren’t normally outside of a cage, unless their owner(s) were holding or playing with them.  For argument sake, lets say that Owner #1 leaves for work as Owner #2 is holding/playing with the hamster.  The hamster bolts our of Owner #2′s hand and runs out the door.  But in this case, one if not both owners should have seen this and tried to recapture the rodent.  On the other hand, if the owner is entering the apartment and the hamster bolts out, the owner should still see that.  Plus that would mean that you let a hamster run around your living space the majority of the time unwatched, which would make you a dirty human being, (which would explain the terrible smells in this building)
  • Scenario #2: Hamster magically jumps 3 feet in the air, bites the door handle and properly swings its weight backwards to open the door. Would kill to see that video!!
  • Scenario #3: Renter is so stupid, that they leave the door open when exiting the apartment. If you took the combined IQ of this building it would be -15, so this is the most likely scenario.

God, I hate apartments!!!!