It Could Be Worse…Tiger Woods
December 2nd, 2009 - Tiger Woods got himself in trouble and has somewhat admitted to inappropriate actions. And although there isn’t much worse this week, that doesn’t stop us from laughing.
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Vera Farmiga’s Terrible Oscar Dress
Mar 8th
Stupid Decision
Supporting Actress Nominee, Vera Farmiga, showed up to the 2010 Academy Awards looking like an idiot and an old one at that.
Now this might sound like harsh criticism from another bloated blogger, but I’m just disappointed in the way that Vera decided to dress herself…I expected more.
I remember the first time I saw Vera in The Departed, I loved her casual beauty. Something I didn’t think she could mess up…until the Oscars.
Hollywood and awards shows are a constant fine line between beauty and disaster, and I’ve never understood why that must be. Most people in Hollywood, especially the actresses, are some of the most beautiful people in the world. A simple dress with some nice accessories would showcase their beauty, but for some reason these celebrities insist on dressing like idiots.
The dress and that pulled back “bun” made her look old too.
Alright, I need to go watch a sporting event to gain back some of masculinity.
Breast Milk Jail Fight
Mar 7th
A very unusual assault on an officer has more than doubled the trouble for a woman in Owensboro, Kentucky.
Thirty-one-year-old Toni Tramel was arrested Thursday for public
intoxication, a misdemeanor. But it’s what she did later that has people
talking.As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.
After the deputy decontaminated herself from the bio-hazard, Tramel was charged with third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at ten-thousand dollars due to the felony charge.
From WKYT
This is by far the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while. This police officer should be happy, you normally have to pay $50 for this kind of treatment.
Washington D.C. is first city to give away female condoms
Mar 7th
I’ve never really understood how female condoms are suppose to work. What do they hook on to? What holds them…on. For a long time I thought these were just a joke from an SNL sketch, but I guess not.
A word of advice, be skeptical of any woman carrying around a male OR female version of a condom. You probably aren’t their first…second, third or twentieth.
I don’t understand the need for a female condom. Male condoms have been around for years and are tested, why mess around with disease and pregnancy for something that is designed JUST for a female. This is one scenario where female equality is BAD for everyone!
If I were still “on the scene”, I would tell a lady…Put that away, I’ve go my own.
Leno stinks, Turkeys are gross, and Live is better
Mar 5th
The Alex Show is back live for the first time in over 5 months.
As expected there are lots of technical difficulties that is highlighted by a show restart ten minutes into the program because no one listening live could hear the audio.
- Alex talks about how he is feeling sick from a leftover Turkey dinner he had before the show started. He said that it was the first time that he had fully gripped a Turkey carcass and it almost made him sick when he buried his hand into the ribcage.
- Anger erupts as conversation turns to Alex’s recent speed ticket from a cop who was in FRONT of him.
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- Alex hates Jay Leno and all of late night television for being unoriginal and afraid to break from format and compares Jamie Foxx to a Bar Mitzvah “hype man”
- The Marriage Ref is a terrible show because it is asking non-comedians to be funny…never works
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Mancuso versus Vonn, dumb Olympic events, Leno’s Tonight Show Return, and waiting for Tsunami
Feb 27th
Saturday – February 27th, 2010:
This edition of The Alex Show podcast kicks off with Alex asking why USA Olympic skier, Julia Mancuso, is not beloved by her country. Lindsey Vonn is overrated because falling in three out of five events is not acceptable for a true Olympic champion.
Alex hates the ski jump because there is no skill involve and he questions his moral values because he laughs every time an ice skater falls.
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Alex has a thing for Lady Gaga. He likes that she goes all out and is different.
Jay Leno returns to the Tonight Show on Monday, and everyone is wondering how he will handle is first show. Does he make jokes about the late night debacle or just move on.
Alex was knee deep in the Hawaii Tsunami coverage, and wondered what he would do in that situation.
All this and MORE in this great episode of The Alex Show…
Ramblings on Super Bowl 44
Feb 8th
First off, the guy who does a ridiculous haircut never comes through big in these games. Tracy Porter has changed that
forever.
These game has proved Peyton Manning is not THE best quarterback, still in that class but not first choice.
Kim Kardashain couldn’t keep her big ass away from Reggie Bush’s spotlight. (see NFL Network post-game show)
I hate that E-Trade baby. A few years ago it was cute but now it’s just annoying.
If you never spent significant time in New Orleans or Louisiana you are not allowed to yell “Who Dat”
With all the money and fame, why can’t Drew Brees get that thing removed from his face.
Making a 7-layered taco dip with only 3 layers is ultimate laziness.
Laughed when I saw that Titanic and Sound of Music were being shown on other channels, great counter programming.
Sean Payton is probably really good at Madden football, and got the onside kick idea from a game against a twelve year old.
I missed most of the first quarter but my favorite commercial was the Letterman. Oprah, and Leno promo for Letterman’s Late Night. Oprah looks terrible and may have a heart attack in the next 2-5 years.
Just another team winning a Super Bowl before my beloved Eagles.
Do you think Kendra will let Hank Baskett handle another ‘muff anytime soon.
I think Phil Simms is the last person I would want to spend a day with.
Janet Jackson’s titty has ruined Super Bowl halftimes forever.
Does anyone remember when The Who were a dangerous act…
Pete Townshend > Roger Daltrey
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Feb 5th
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The Alex Show for February 4th, 2010
Feb 4th
February 4th, 2010
Alex starts off the show talking about his engagement to his long time girlfriend and the fact that he just moved into a new home.
Alex goes nuts talking about how he is sick of every sports person prefacing the Super Bowl with “it will mean a lot to the city of New Orleans.” New Orleans needs M-O-N-E-Y. If anything most celebrations end with rioting, crime, and even death.
He finishes up the show talking about the new seasons of 24 and Lost.
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